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Friday, April 4, 2014

April Fools' Dinner

On April Fools' Day, I served these meatloaf "cupcakes" with "brownies" for dessert. Mia, especially, enjoyed the silliness of it all, and I was pretty tickled myself that my experimental food -- I would not even call it a recipe -- was such a surprise hit! Even Logan, who is going through the ever fun I-won't-eat-that-meat-'cause-it's-not-a-chicken-nugget phase, enthused, "Tricky meatloaf is yummy!"

My inspiration was a friend, Jenifer, who had posted a pic of this a while back. I just happened to have purchased the Cheddar Jack and Bacon Fresh Take mix at the store that morning, and I decided it must make great meatloaf! I quickly found I this recipe and then modified it according to the family's tastes. (I'm really just writing this down here so that I remember how I made it for the next time.)

{Cupcakes for Dinner? Why not?}

Ingredients:
  • 1 lb ground turkey
  • 1 pkg Kraft Fresh Take Cheddar Jack and Bacon 
  • 1 egg, beaten
  • 3 Tbs ketchup
  • 1 pkg instant garlic mashed potatoes (plus water, milk, and butter)
  • carrot
Directions:
  1. Pre-heat oven to 350*.
  2. In a bowl, combine turkey, Fresh Take mix, an egg, and ketchup.
  3. Line muffin tin with silicone baking liners (or spray well). Spoon meatloaf mixture into cups, pressing down firmly. Makes about 12 meatloaf "cupcakes."
  4. Bake at 350* for about 35-40 minutes or until internal temperature reaches 165*. Let rest for about 10 minutes.
  5. Meanwhile, make a package of instant potatoes according to package directions. Place potatoes into a pastry bag and then pipe onto the meatloaf "cupcakes" to make frosting. (Note: You can mash your own potatoes if you prefer. I was doing it this way to save time.)
  6. Garnish "cupcakes" with carrot curls and serve. (Green beans were a natural side dish for this meal.)
{Whaddya mean this "cupcake" is healthy?}


For dessert, I copied my friend Kim and served a pan of fresh-made "brownies." Mine were made from card stock weight kraft paper and cut using my Cricut machine. In retrospect, I didn't need to make nearly as many. A single brown E per person would have done the trick, but I felt it would be extra fun if I made an assortment of E's in different fonts and sizes. Then, I just put a few on each plate.

{"Brownies" for Dessert!}

Logan was less than thrilled. He whined, "I don't want to eat cardboard." (Although, that did not stopping him from taking a bite before I cut and served him an actual brownie.) Mia, however, was amused by this trick saying, "Brown E's... I get it! Good one, Mom!"

To make my real brownies, I used this recipe, which I have made only one small addition to: The frosting was very dry so I added some milk.

Ingredients for Brownies:                    
  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder
  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
Directions for Making Brownies:
  1. Preheat oven to 350*. Grease the pan. Mine was 9" x 7".
  2. Melt butter in microwave. (You can also do this over the stove, but microwave is obviously faster.) Place melted butter into the bowl of a stand mixer (or big mixing bowl, if mixing by hand) and beat in sugar, eggs, and vanilla. Add cocoa, flour, salt, and baking powder. Beat until well-combined. Pour into the greased pan.
  3. Bake for 25-30 minutes.
  4. While baking, make frosting. (I just combined all the ingredients in my stand mixer and beat until they were well-mixed, stopping and scraping the sides of the bowl as needed.) Spread onto brownies while they are warm from the oven. Enjoy!
Ingredients for Frosting:
  • 3 Tbs butter, softened
  • 3 Tbs cocoa powder
  • 1 Tbs honey
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 cup confectioners sugar
  • 1 Tbs milk
{Would you like a brown E?}

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

17 Easter Lunchbox Jokes-of-the-Day

Continuing with the lunchbox jokes for the month of April, I rounded up some of my personal favorites from around the web. These are from the following sites: Activity Village, examiner.com, Kidspot, Story Soup Kids, and Squigly's Playhouse. Again, I typed these up, added free clip art and printed them. Then, I cut them apart and I'll place one into Mia's lunch each day that she has school this month.



Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty anymore!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q: What kinds of stories does rabbits like best?
A: Ones with hoppy endings.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bee and a rabbit?
A: A honey bunny!

Q: What kind of music do rabbits like?
A: Hip hop.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
A: Basketball!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest?
A: Just look for the gray hares.

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all those treats in one basket?

Saturday, March 15, 2014

When in Doubt, Eat Chocolate

In case any of you were wondering, Why hasn't Meg updated her blog in a few days?... I have created a list of excuses reasons. In no particular order, they are:

  • Two words: snow days. Oh my word, am I ever sick of these! Ten for this school year -- two this week --and it is still officially winter. In other words, I am not exhaling yet...
  • The dog had surgery this week and she is trying to make me feel guilty. See Exhibit A:
{Fur baby guilt trip}

  • I already have a heaping load of guilt on my plate, thankyouverymuch. Everybody else is talking about how they are signing their similar-aged kiddos up for kindergarten, and we are redshirting Logan. He truly is NOT ready, but still, it makes me feel like I have somehow failed.
  • I was honestly avoiding my blog for a bit because I was thisclose to writing a snarky post about how much it stinks to be the classroom volunteer who counts and sorts the Box Tops. I do try to keep it positive around here, but I just have to show you this Exhibit B and I think you may understand why I am going slightly bonkers and will never again volunteer for this job. EVER! 
{Why would anybody tape these to a random piece of paper -- front and back -- why?!}

  • I've been kinda busy coordinating meal deliveries for a couple of mamas in my MOPS group. Note, I am not complaining about this, just stating a fact. It is part of my job as hospitality coordinator, and it's one of the few things that has made me feel useful and good this week. So there's that.
  • I will do just about anything for my children. This now includes scooping a rabbit carcass (and assorted innards) out of the road immediately in front of our house, tromping through the huge drifts of snow in the back yard, and burying it under a mound of snow behind a tree -- all so that when Mia gets off the school bus, neither child will see any evidence of the Easter Bunny's demise.
  • The time change is kicking my butt. (And if I ever meet Benjamin Franklin, I will be sorely tempted to kick his butt! I think all the moms will understand.)
  • I am doing 40 Bags in 40 Days as my Lenten sacrifice. Truthfully, I have not given up anything for Lent in years. I used to do this in the BC (Before Children) era of life, but since doing 5+ years of pregnancy and breastfeeding, I have a hard time wanting to give up anything. I am making pretty good progress -- only missed one day -- and I have completely sorted through both kids' wardrobes and already given a bunch of things away! So, this worked out well as a way to purge things I don't need without having to give up chocolate, and let's face it. If you just read all that junk I just unloaded up there, you can probably guess that I have been hitting the chocolate.
And that brings me to the happy point of all this. Chocolate. Mia was bummed last night because Brett told her that it was Pi Day, and I had not made a pie. (Obviously, I was tied up with all that other stuff, but how do you get a seven year old to understand that?) 

{Chocolate Strawberry Pie! Isn't it pretty?}

I went shopping and got a few things to pull together a pie today, but I wasn't really sure what type of pie I wanted. I had gotten both a graham cracker crust and a chocolate graham cracker crust plus strawberries. I was waffling between making strawberry pie or making chocolate pie. Then, this phrase popped into my head, When in doubt, eat chocolate! Yes, of course, chocolate was the way to go. 

After I made a batch of chocolate mousse, I realized that it would not be enough to fill the pie shell. Disappointed, I turned to Brett and asked now what? His suggestion was to add strawberries, (They are the bottom layer.) which made for a tasty and beautiful pie. (Prettiest I've ever made!) Perfect! I love when he comes up with the perfect solution to my kitchen quandaries. We're a pretty good team -- not unlike chocolate and strawberries.

{Somebody finished hers and then sidled up, hoping for more.}

Notes to self: This recipe for whipped cream came out better than previous attempts. Might be the stand mixer, or the use of powdered sugar over granulated sugar. Or maybe I just rocked it! Next time, try sandwiching strawberries between two thin layers of mousse.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

17 Lunchbox Jokes-of-the-Day for St. Patrick's Day

Mia loved the  Christmas and Valentine's Day lunchbox jokes, so I decided to continue this for March. This is a collection of my favorite kids' St. Patrick's Day jokes from the following web sites: hellokids.com, Kids Play and Create, examiner.com, and Enchanted Learning (some of which I have edited to make more sense, in my opinion). The last couple jokes are probably over Mia's head, but I included them anyway.

I typed these in Microsoft Word and and then pasted in free clip art images from around the web. (As an aside that I think is worth mentioning: I made sure that none of the leprechauns had mugs of beer or pipes, because really, I didn't want to go there. I don't feel like answering questions about what the leprechaun is holding. Plus, it keeps it appropriate for school.)

I included 17 jokes, one for each day leading up to St. Patrick's Day -- even though she doesn't have that many school days. This gives us extra to include throughout March, or I can pick and choose what I think will be funniest to Mia. We actually started them yesterday since she came home from school on Thursday and pouting, asked why there had been no joke in her lunch that day!




Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
A: Shamrock ‘n’ roll!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?
A: Shortstop!

Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
A: Top o’ the moaning to you!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!

Q: What do you call a fake stone?
A: A shamrock.

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket!

Q: What is Irish and stays on the lawn all summer?
A: Paddy O’ Furniture!

Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!

Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!

Q: Why would you never iron a four leaf clover?                                                              
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!                                                           
                                                                                                                                                
Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?                                    
A: Short-order cook!              
                                                                                        
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Sunday, February 2, 2014

14 Valentine Jokes-of-the-Day for Lunchboxes

The Christmas joke-of-the-day went well so I decided to make type up some jokes that I found for Valentine's Day. I included 14 of my favorites from around the web, although she will not have that many days of school this month before Valentine's Day. Plus, they don't even have school on Valentine's Day this year (and that's not even counting any more snow days that might crop up...)!

I just typed these in Microsoft Word and included some related clip art, printed them, and cut them out. (Decorative scissors are optional.) Each time I pack a lunch, I will tape a joke to her sandwich holder. P.S. If you prefer getting jokes without the DIY effort, just Google "printable Valentine's Day jokes for kids." The only problem is that you won't get to hand-pick the jokes, although most of these were repeated on various sites, so that may not be an issue for you. Enjoy!



Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?                      
A: I’m stuck on you.
 


Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
  

Q:  What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: I’m sweet on you!


Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.

 
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!
 

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.


Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?
A: I’m nuts about you!


Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat?
A: You’re purr-fect for me!



Q: What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit?
A: Somebunny loves you!


Q: What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant?
A: I love you a ton!


Q: What did the boy bat say to the girl bat?
A: You’re fun to hang around with!


Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

 
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
 


Q: What did one monster say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my valenslime!

Monday, December 23, 2013

My Kooky Christmas Cookie Story

Remember when I said that the holidays make everyone crazy? Well, this is what happens when I tell my husband to stop photobombing the pics of the kids decorating Christmas cookies. Notice that he did NOT listen to my demand request. Instead, he lifted poor Ritzy up so she could get in on the photobombing action, too. Honestly, this is the greatest picture ever! I can't tell if she is totally freaked out, or if she is really, really hoping that he is helping her get a bit closer to those delectable cookies.

Cookies for Santa? Check. Laughter? Check. I guess I can't complain when I get more than I bargained for. Merry Christmas from my crazy family -- cookie-craving canine, included -- to yours! I hope you will take a little time to recognize all of your blessings, especially the unexpected ones.

{Me want cookie!}

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

22 Lunch Box Christmas Jokes-of-the-Day

Here is something I started last year when Mia was in kindergarten. I found a bunch of kids' Christmas jokes online, typed them up, cut them apart, and stuck a slip of paper into her lunch box. Some websites that I pulled from included Merry-Christmas.com, All Things Christmasand this one which sounds like it would have nothing to do with Christmas, but surprised me by having some perfectly acceptable kids' jokes. 

Once I did the original legwork, this became a simple and fun new holiday tradition. A joke a day was much better received by Mia than say, the time I took a black Sharpie and drew a silly face a banana before packing it in her lunch. I know her kindergarten teacher shared these with the class, and I am hoping the first grade teacher will do this as well. 

I got started with the jokes earlier this year, so that bodes well, don't you think? Here are several that I have used before, and a few extras, some of which are probably over her head. (I find them punny, so I am keeping them on hand for when the time comes that she is ready for them.) For "extra credit," I used decorative scissors to cut them out this year. I had learned at some point last year that she was more likely to see the jokes if I taped them to her sandwich holder than if I just slipped them in the lunch box, so I plan to do that each school day during the month of December, starting today!


  1. Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats?   A: They look silly in polyester.                                
  2. Q: Which reindeer have the smallest legs? A: The shortest ones.
  3. Q: What is a snowman's favorite breakfast food? A: Frosted Flakes.                               
  4. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?  A: Frostbite.
  5. Q: How do snowmen travel? A: Ice-cycles!   
  6. Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?  A: A snowball! 
  7. Q: Why do mummies like Christmas presents?  A: Because they're wrapped!
  8. Q: What do elves learn in school?    A: The elfabet.                                      
  9. Q. What kind of bird can write?  A. A pen-guin.
  10. Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A: A pineapple!                      
  11. Q:What do snowmen eat for dinner?  A: Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers!
  12. Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?  A: A broken drum - you can't beat it!
  13. Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?     A. Santa Clues!                                
  14. Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?  A. Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! 
  15. Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?  A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel).
  16. Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?  A: You get tinsil-itis!
  17. Q: How is a cat on the beach like Christmas? A: Sandy claws.
  18. Q: What did one angel say to the other?  A: Halo there!
  19. Q: Why do reindeer scratch themselves? A: They're the only ones who know where they itch!
  20. Q: What is green, white, and red all over? A: A sunburned elf!
  21. Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? A: I'll never part with it!
  22. Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? A: Deep pan, crisp, and even!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Love Those Curls!

When I was pregnant with Mia, I imagined this curly haired little girl with Brett's eyes. I was right about the blue eyes, but it turns out that her hair is pin straight, not at all like mine. Then, while I was pregnant with Logan, I didn't know what to expect, although I thought he might get my eye color. Now, I am so happy to see a bit of myself in those unruly curls (and the hazel eyes, too).

When he first started getting "big boy" haircuts, I couldn't get used to seeing him with close-cropped hair, and when I realized that he was getting curls a few months back, I decided not to fight them. I am much happier with this curly tow headed look. He reminds me more of an angelic baby boy. After all, since he'll always be my baby, I want him to look that way for as long as possible.

Another advantage of the curls is that people rarely comment about the blond color anymore. This always bugged me. ("Where'd he get the blond hair from?" sounds kind of accusatory, don't you think?) Thankfully, people have started to give more and more compliments along the lines of "I love his hair!" or "His hair is so pretty!" I couldn't agree more.

 {His hair really is beautiful, and yes, it's okay to say that about a boy.}

{Love my sweet curly-haired boy!}

{Oh, yes, one more bonus of letting his hair grow: fun bathtub hairdos!}

Monday, February 28, 2011

Milk, Eggs, ... Gorillas?

Brett has a free grocery list making app on his iPod Touch and lately he has been trying to convince me to use it instead of giving him lists on scraps of paper. I am trying to comply with his wish, because really, who wants to complain when someone else is doing the grocery shopping? The only problem is that once you type a word into it, you can't edit or erase it if you've goofed up. And this seems to be exacerbated by the word-prediction function. I don't know which one of us chose this from the word prediction list or even what we were trying to add to the list, but we now have "gorillas" on our permanent shopping list! We also have "French load," which I know is supposed to say "French loaf," and doesn't make me laugh nearly as hard as "gorillas" does every time I see it. So, whenever he leaves for the grocery store I can say, "Honey, don't forget the gorillas!"

Saturday, December 18, 2010

I Must Be Doing Something Right

After starting the day off on the wrong foot and being a bit grouchy with Mia (read: yelling), I realized that I was modeling exactly the opposite of the behavior that I wanted from her. Luckily, little people are very forgiving. She quickly accepted my apology, and we moved on. And then, at lunch time, I was humbled by the simplest thing. The kids were seated with their food, and Brett and I were still getting ours ready (as I am sure most parents of young children can relate; we're always the last to eat) when Mia announced, "We forgot to pray!" She immediately put her fork down and launched into the prayer that Brett's family has said since he was little: "Come Lord Jesus, be our guest, and let thy gifts to us be blessed. Amen." Brett and I, of course, joined in. When we were done, Logan (who at 15 months has yet to speak), grinned and clapped his hands enthusiastically. And I realized that even though I mess up so many times as a mom, when it comes to what matters the most, I am sure that I'm getting it right.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thanksgiving in a Word

I was a teensy bit nervous about hosting our first Thanksgiving dinner this year, completely absorbed in the food preparation (which admittedly involved many shortcuts, but that is a whole other story). Everyone enjoyed the meal, but after the leftover food was all put away and the family had headed home, I realized that we had never talked to our kids about what Thanksgiving means. Mia quickly figured out that a lot of food is involved in the celebration, and she knows that we (try to) pray before each meal, but we didn't specifically teach what it means to be thankful. Of course, gratitude isn't a one-day-a-year sort of thing, so I hope to make up for this. After being inspired by imanimama to come up with a single word to explain what I am most thankful for this holiday season, I have decided that I have many...

BLESSINGS