Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!
Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty anymore!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q: What kinds of stories does rabbits like best?
A: Ones with hoppy endings.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bee and a rabbit?
A: A honey bunny!
Q: What kind of music do rabbits like?
A: Hip hop.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane!
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest?
A: Just look for the gray hares.
Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Candy Easter Bunny carry all those treats in one basket?