Tuesday, April 1, 2014

17 Easter Lunchbox Jokes-of-the-Day

Continuing with the lunchbox jokes for the month of April, I rounded up some of my personal favorites from around the web. These are from the following sites: Activity Village, examiner.com, Kidspot, Story Soup Kids, and Squigly's Playhouse. Again, I typed these up, added free clip art and printed them. Then, I cut them apart and I'll place one into Mia's lunch each day that she has school this month.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty anymore!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q: What kinds of stories does rabbits like best?
A: Ones with hoppy endings.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bee and a rabbit?
A: A honey bunny!

Q: What kind of music do rabbits like?
A: Hip hop.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
A: Basketball!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest?
A: Just look for the gray hares.

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all those treats in one basket?

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