Showing posts with label holiday traditions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday traditions. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The Elf on the Shelf: Year 4


Admittedly, I wasn't really in the Christmas spirit this year, but I was determined to maintain one of my favorite family traditions! Thankfully, Brett helped me on more than one occasion, either reminding me to move our elf, Coconut E. Butterfly (Coco, for short), or else doing it for me. (Have I mentioned that he's awesome?)

Here's what Coco was up to in 2014. (Remember, he is not a naughty elf, so this is totally family-friendly.) Also, in case you're wondering, he usually makes his return right after Thanksgiving.

{Day 1: Sitting in the arm chair with a note.}
{Day 2: And he's already getting a bit carried away...}
{Day 3: Quick! Hide the elf. How about right here on top of the decoration boxes? }
{Day 4: Relaxing after folding all the towels}
{Day 5: I wonder what he was doing on the computer?}
{Day 6: This silverware drawer is just the right size.}
{Day 7: Toilet paper is cozier than you might think.}
{Day 8: Helping with the dishes}

{Day 9: Rock Star Elf!}

{Day 10: Coco is a Dolphins fan. Brett's idea, of course.}

{Day 11: Feeling a bit puzzled?}
{Day 12: Coco's on a roll... down the stairs!}
{Day 13: Splish splash, in the dollhouse bath}
{Day 14: Hanging out in the pantry with some elfin pals}
{Day 15: In Logan's room}
{Day 16: In the dog's stocking -- because we needed a quick hiding spot}
{Day 17: Hanging around outside Mia's room}
{Day 18: A friendly game of Uno}

{Day 19: Coco is a bit of a lightweight.}
{Day 20: Wheeee!}
{Day 21: A gentle reminder to brush those pearly whites!}
{Day 22: About to win a sack race!}
{Day 23: Buckled into Logan's car seat}
{Day 24: Coco loves a new Jamicure!}
{Day 25: Playing with Mama's jewelry -- the kids said he was hula hooping!}
{Day 26: Angry Birds has mass appeal.}

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

17 Easter Lunchbox Jokes-of-the-Day

Continuing with the lunchbox jokes for the month of April, I rounded up some of my personal favorites from around the web. These are from the following sites: Activity Village, examiner.com, Kidspot, Story Soup Kids, and Squigly's Playhouse. Again, I typed these up, added free clip art and printed them. Then, I cut them apart and I'll place one into Mia's lunch each day that she has school this month.



Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty anymore!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q: What kinds of stories does rabbits like best?
A: Ones with hoppy endings.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bee and a rabbit?
A: A honey bunny!

Q: What kind of music do rabbits like?
A: Hip hop.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
A: Basketball!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest?
A: Just look for the gray hares.

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all those treats in one basket?

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Luck under Pressure

Generally speaking, we don't make a big deal out of St. Patrick's Day. We have a few decorations that get put out at the beginning of the month. Most of the family will wear something green on St. Patrick's Day. Occasionally we do a craft or make a special treat, but nothing has become a tradition for us when it comes to March 17th.

So, you can imagine my surprise when one excited little girl clambered into my bed yesterday morning, inquiring whether or not the leprechauns had come. Huh? I didn't know this was something I needed to make happen. I've got the Santa act down pat (except for that one time) and I am becoming a pro at finding fun (not naughty!) new things for our Elf on the Shelf, Coconut E. Butterfly to do. The Easter Bunny always visits our home each year. Our newest special friend, the Tooth Fairy has even put in a couple of appearances.

But leprechauns? They're not really in my repertoire -- although I did make rainbow cupcakes for St. Patrick's Day a couple years back because Mia kept asking about leprechauns and wondering when they were going to bring her some gold. At least then she had given me some advance notice so I could come up with a plan! This time, she gave me no warning that she was expecting leprechauns. She simply believed that they would show up and cause mischief at our house because they had done that last year in her kindergarten classroom.

Well, one thing was for certain. There were not going to be any shenanigans! If some leprechauns did happen to come to our house, they were not going to make any big messes for me to clean up. (Remember, Coco doesn't do naughty things because that sets a bad example.) Why would I make my life unnecessarily harder?

I thought about this off and on throughout the day. I alternated feeling guilty for not making a bigger deal out of St. Patrick's Day and feeling like I shouldn't have to make a big deal of it and that maybe it was okay to let it slide because if I did make a big deal, then it would become an expectation to always make a big deal. (See, being a mom is so hard! There's always something to feel guilty about and blow completely out of proportion.)

At the end of the day (Think 5 minutes before we walked down to the bus stop!) guilt won out. Logan was busy eating a snack, so I grabbed the green paint and ducked into the bathroom where I dashed off two little "leprechaun foot prints," using my fist and finger tip. It didn't seem like quite enough, but I was not about to make a whole bunch of foot prints. I didn't have the time, and it would have violated my no-BIG-mess/no-shenanigans policy.

Then, I realized I had a couple small items set aside... that were probably meant for Easter baskets, but I'll deal with that later. Next to the leprechaun prints, I quickly set an Angelina Ballerina Uno game (from a garage sale) and a Lightning McQueen pencil pouch (clearance find). All that was left to do was wait for a lucky little lass and a lucky little lad to discover what the leprechaun left for them. And, speaking of luck, I was lucky that I was the only one who noticed the green paint on the cuff of my sweatshirt!

{Quick, simple, and cheap solution to an unusual problem.}

Saturday, March 1, 2014

17 Lunchbox Jokes-of-the-Day for St. Patrick's Day

Mia loved the  Christmas and Valentine's Day lunchbox jokes, so I decided to continue this for March. This is a collection of my favorite kids' St. Patrick's Day jokes from the following web sites: hellokids.com, Kids Play and Create, examiner.com, and Enchanted Learning (some of which I have edited to make more sense, in my opinion). The last couple jokes are probably over Mia's head, but I included them anyway.

I typed these in Microsoft Word and and then pasted in free clip art images from around the web. (As an aside that I think is worth mentioning: I made sure that none of the leprechauns had mugs of beer or pipes, because really, I didn't want to go there. I don't feel like answering questions about what the leprechaun is holding. Plus, it keeps it appropriate for school.)

I included 17 jokes, one for each day leading up to St. Patrick's Day -- even though she doesn't have that many school days. This gives us extra to include throughout March, or I can pick and choose what I think will be funniest to Mia. We actually started them yesterday since she came home from school on Thursday and pouting, asked why there had been no joke in her lunch that day!




Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
A: Shamrock ‘n’ roll!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?
A: Shortstop!

Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
A: Top o’ the moaning to you!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!

Q: What do you call a fake stone?
A: A shamrock.

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket!

Q: What is Irish and stays on the lawn all summer?
A: Paddy O’ Furniture!

Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!

Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!

Q: Why would you never iron a four leaf clover?                                                              
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!                                                           
                                                                                                                                                
Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?                                    
A: Short-order cook!              
                                                                                        
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Sunday, February 2, 2014

14 Valentine Jokes-of-the-Day for Lunchboxes

The Christmas joke-of-the-day went well so I decided to make type up some jokes that I found for Valentine's Day. I included 14 of my favorites from around the web, although she will not have that many days of school this month before Valentine's Day. Plus, they don't even have school on Valentine's Day this year (and that's not even counting any more snow days that might crop up...)!

I just typed these in Microsoft Word and included some related clip art, printed them, and cut them out. (Decorative scissors are optional.) Each time I pack a lunch, I will tape a joke to her sandwich holder. P.S. If you prefer getting jokes without the DIY effort, just Google "printable Valentine's Day jokes for kids." The only problem is that you won't get to hand-pick the jokes, although most of these were repeated on various sites, so that may not be an issue for you. Enjoy!



Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?                      
A: I’m stuck on you.
 


Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
  

Q:  What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: I’m sweet on you!


Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.

 
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!
 

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.


Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?
A: I’m nuts about you!


Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat?
A: You’re purr-fect for me!



Q: What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit?
A: Somebunny loves you!


Q: What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant?
A: I love you a ton!


Q: What did the boy bat say to the girl bat?
A: You’re fun to hang around with!


Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

 
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
 


Q: What did one monster say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my valenslime!

Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Elf on the Shelf: Year Three

Coconut E. Butterfly is back for a third year of pre-Christmas fun. (If you missed it, here is where you can read about year 1 and year 2.) I was really, really on the ball this year, so I made a list of possible hiding places for each day in December leading up to Christmas. This may sound silly, but it made my life a lot easier. Each evening, instead of scrambling to come up with a new hiding spot for Coco, I just consulted my list and picked a choice that I was feeling up for that night. If I was extra tired I just went with something simple.

I compiled my list using suggestions from these two sites:  ABC WOTV4 and Jenna's Journey -- along with a few random Pinterest ideas and some ideas of my own. In all, I have listed 24 ideas, complete with photos so you can see how they turned out. All of them are what I consider to be cute, fun, and most important -- appropriate for young kids!

Believe it or not, one of the most time-consuming set-ups was the tea party. I had to scrounge throughout the house for a few days in order to find the tea pot and party treats, while Mia was at school and Logan was otherwise occupied. I never did locate any of the tea cups, but I did come across some other cups so it worked out in the end. Mia was actually quite impressed, enthusing, "Coco found all of this?!" Yeah, he's pretty magical, that elf of ours.

Another "problem" that I encountered was that I couldn't locate my spool of fishing line. For the string of gumdrops, falling "snow" cotton balls, SuperElf, and the zip line, I substituted dental floss (as I had previously mentioned in this post.) It worked great!

Here are a  few more lessons that I learned from Coco's adventures in 2013:
#1 My kids will NOT drink green milk. Mia insisted that Coco had made it "sour" and refused to touch it.

#2 You can quickly make your own SuperElf cape with some felt, scissors, 2 print-outs of the Superman logo, and glue dots.

#3 Letting the elf make a snowflake out of Q-tips in the master bathroom (where they are normally stored) meant that excited children would be trooping into the bathroom while Mommy was in the shower. After that, he only hung out in the other bathrooms. I do like to steal moments of privacy, you know!

#4 There is no legitimate way to spell out "Santa Claus say hi" with Scrabble tiles. It is necessary to make one of the players cheat somewhat and place "hi" so it isn't connected to the other words.

#5 If your elf is going to land his paper airplane on the ceiling fan, you may want to dust it first. Otherwise, you are posting pics on the blogosphere for all the other mommies to judge.

#6 The kids did not believe that Coco roasted his marshmallow with that battery operated candle. Not for one second. They totally knew he used the actual candle, located behind him. Luckily, they did not question how he lit it. Also, Brett commented that he didn't know he "was such a little pyro." Really, I did not think that this would be the one everyone would pick apart, but now you know.

#7 Elf donuts: so cute! I made these on the same night we had done gingerbread houses (out of graham crackers) so I already had royal icing at hand. Again, I was a bit disappointed that the kids didn't believe that Coco really had donuts. Mia announced that they were just Cheerios, but that didn't stop them from happily eating three each.

#8 Fishing for Goldfish crackers was cute. I wondered if I should have put them in a bowl instead of the sink so that they weren't wasted, but I decided it was okay since it was just 7 of the baby sized crackers.

#9 It required a little bit of tape to get the elf secured to the candy cane for ziplining. This bothered me ever so slightly, but they kids did not notice or care.

#10 A small amount of cotton batting + a rubber band = a quick, easy Santa beard.

#11 Brett has always wanted Coco to ride the dog. I was really proud of my idea to finally make this work! I stuck the elf into her collar while she was lying down next to an end table, and quickly snapped some photos while he was still propped up. Then, I copied the files, shrunk them down, pasted them into word, and printed them out. I left some white trim around the edges because it reminded me of Polaroids. (I couldn't get them square without taking time to mess around with the sizing more, something that I wasn't willing to do, so this had to be good enough!) Then, I set the "photos" in Coco's lap and propped him up against the camera bag so that the kids could find the evidence in the morning. Perfection! The whole family was excited (with the possible exception of Ritzy -- she seemed to wonder what I was up to.)

{Day 1: He's back!}

{Day 2: Clean up, clean up...}

{Day 3: Getting crafty with the Q-tips}

{Day 4: Coloring inside the lines}

{Day 5: Movie night, complete with popcorn!}

{Day 6: Making a mini paper chain}

{Day 7: A friendly game of Scrabble with a stuffed dog, not pictured}

{Day 8: Reading to some pals}

{Day 9: Donuts for breakfast!}

{Day 10: Crash landing?}

{Day 11: Goody, goody gumdrops for our tree}

{Day 12: Playing with Logan's RC car}

{Day 13: Chillin' in the fridge, with that "sour" green milk}

{Day 14: World's shortest Santa impersonator?}

{Day 15: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!}

{Day 16: Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SuperElf!}

{Day 17: Gone fishin'}

{Day 18: Squeaky clean Coco}

{Day 19: We don't own a Barbie convertible, but this Harley is just the right size.}

{Day 20: All he needs are graham crackers and chocolate.}

{Day 21: We do, however, have a Barbie jet ski!}

{Day 22: The magic of photography saves the day.}

{Day 23: Tea is served. (At last!)}

{Day 24: Mission Elf-Possible! The grand finale this year? Coco ziplining on a candy cane!}