Mia loved the Christmas and Valentine's Day lunchbox jokes, so I decided to continue this for March. This is a collection of my favorite kids' St. Patrick's Day jokes from the following web sites: hellokids.com, Kids Play and Create, examiner.com, and Enchanted Learning (some of which I have edited to make more sense, in my opinion). The last couple jokes are probably over Mia's head, but I included them anyway.
I typed these in Microsoft Word and and then pasted in free clip art images from around the web. (As an aside that I think is worth mentioning: I made sure that none of the leprechauns had mugs of beer or pipes, because really, I didn't want to go there. I don't feel like answering questions about what the leprechaun is holding. Plus, it keeps it appropriate for school.)
I included 17 jokes, one for each day leading up to St. Patrick's Day -- even though she doesn't have that many school days. This gives us extra to include throughout March, or I can pick and choose what I think will be funniest to Mia. We actually started them yesterday since she came home from school on Thursday and pouting, asked why there had been no joke in her lunch that day!
Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
I typed these in Microsoft Word and and then pasted in free clip art images from around the web. (As an aside that I think is worth mentioning: I made sure that none of the leprechauns had mugs of beer or pipes, because really, I didn't want to go there. I don't feel like answering questions about what the leprechaun is holding. Plus, it keeps it appropriate for school.)
I included 17 jokes, one for each day leading up to St. Patrick's Day -- even though she doesn't have that many school days. This gives us extra to include throughout March, or I can pick and choose what I think will be funniest to Mia. We actually started them yesterday since she came home from school on Thursday and pouting, asked why there had been no joke in her lunch that day!
Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
A: Shamrock ‘n’ roll!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of
gold?
A: He took a shortcut!
Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf
clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?
A: Shortstop!
Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
A: Top o’ the moaning to you!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!
Q: What do you call a fake stone?
A: A shamrock.
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket!
Q: What is Irish and stays on the lawn all summer?
A: Paddy O’ Furniture!
Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!
Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!
Q: Why would you never iron a four leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?
A: Short-order
cook!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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