Mommyisms

We all say them when we become moms (even though we swear we won't; they just come out).
Here is my list so far:
~ Because I said so. (enough said)
~ I heard you the first time!
~ That's nice.
~ No, but thanks for asking.
~ Life's not fair.
~ We don't always get what we want.
~ What's the magic word?

And some newer ones I am trying to use more often a la' Love and Logic:
~ What a bummer!
~ How sad.
~ This is so sad...