Summer Vacation Day
1:
- Extracted loose tooth from girl child’s mouth. (This was
good because she had been whining for days about it hurting her.)
- Boy child peed on both sofa cushions.
- Did 3 loads of laundry (when I normally do 1 per day)
because boy child is having potty training regression. (Haha. See above.)
- Figured out that 101
Dalmatians is the perfect length to get the lawn mowed. (Seriously, I
couldn’t have planned it better. “The End” popped up on the TV screen as I walked
inside, meaning that that children had no time to create mischief.)
- Located and used plunger to deal with boy child’s overly
enthusiastic usage of toilet paper. (Reminded self that he used the toilet and cleaned himself up – progress!)
- Finally convinced kids to have some outside time, not that
we lasted as long as we hoped. (What’s up with the temps in the 60’s?!)
- Did I mention it was Friday the 13th and there was a full moon? (Or does that go without saying?)
- Did I mention it was Friday the 13th and there was a full moon? (Or does that go without saying?)
Summer Vacation Day 2:
- Our first day of VBS. We are exhausted.
- Kids are cranky and refuse to play outside, and so they are
passing time by annoying one another. Fantastic.
- Zumba for stress relief. Obviously.
Summer Vacation Day 3:
- Another day when kids get overtired at VBS and then refuse
to play outside.
- Had to carry boy child out of VBS, kicking and screaming. (Cannot recall exact reason, but he was MAD.)
- Had to carry boy child out of VBS, kicking and screaming. (Cannot recall exact reason, but he was MAD.)
- Boy child poops his pants. {face palm}
- Girl child asks to do homework! {tiny victory dance}
- Zumba is not an option, so Mommy resorts to having a hard
cider. (Note: It was terrible and I only drank half of it. Save your money and
do not get Johnny Appleseed.)
- Fortunately, a hot bath helped. (Why haven’t I had one of
those in so long?)
Summer Vacation Day
4:
- Boy child decided to frontload his tantrum for the day. He had an absolute meltdown over losing a single penny that he had brought to donate to the VBS offering.
- Success! They weren’t so crabby after VBS and we were able to go to summer reading program kickoff and see some fun science experiments. (Girl child informs me that we simply must buy some Mentos and Diet Coke… despite the fact that we eat/drink neither of those things and she has seen this experiment done three times – twice this week! Kids.)
- Success! They weren’t so crabby after VBS and we were able to go to summer reading program kickoff and see some fun science experiments. (Girl child informs me that we simply must buy some Mentos and Diet Coke… despite the fact that we eat/drink neither of those things and she has seen this experiment done three times – twice this week! Kids.)
- Learned that girl child has a weird gift: She can catch
flies with her bare hands and then release them outside. Second day in a row!
Have a mini Mr. Miyagi comes in handy when your flyswatter is missing in action.
(Where can that thing be…?)
- Stress relief option for tonight: shopping without children.
It’s a wee bit sad when going to Target alone is your definition of Heaven on
Earth, but there it is. (The only issue is that you have no one to bounce
things off which means you spend entirely too long in a dressing room debating
whether or not to purchase elastic waist pants. Yes, they fit, which is HUGE,
and they were comfortable and cute,
but seriously? Elastic waist pants? Do you really want to go there?! You note
material: rayon and care instructions: dry flat. Ha! As if! You wisely put them
back and try to pretend you were never really considering them in the first
place.)
Summer Vacation Day
5:
- It’s nice to hear them singing the VBS songs. Really, I need
to keep reminding myself of this.
- Mommy is the one who is cranky and tired today. Working VBS
is exhausting! (No wonder all those other moms just drop their kids off and
leave…) It does not help that I am a teensy bit hormonal. (Tomorrow’s the last
day for VBS! Then, I can rest a bit.)
- Boy child is being ridiculously loud. And for him, that's saying a lot. He normally only has the one volume setting: loud, but today it's just insane.
- Why won’t they play outside?! They need it desperately! (And not just for the reason listed above, but oh my goodness, is that a huge factor.)
- Taking photos at softball game for some stress relief.
(Yeah, the kids are finally playing outside!)
- Was planning to work on this blog post for more relaxation
but accidentally deleted entire thing somehow… and now am trying to rewrite it
from memory. {feel like crying} Good news, though, I don't think my brain is quite as decayed as I fear. Most of it is coming back to me.
- In happier news, I have a fabulous new Jamicure which makes
me smile.
- Also, chocolate should be its own food group. That is all.
Summer Vacation Day
6:
- Boy child wet his pants during the last few minutes of the last day of VBS. (Fortunately, I had extra clothes in the van, and I had to at least be glad that he made it through the rest of the week without that happening.)
- Then the MAJOR meltdown happened. Cannot even explain what it was all about. He was upset that I threw his potato chips away, I think, and he wanted an ice pop.
- Girl child tore her fingernail and was extremely tired, so she was nearly in tears while all this was going down. (She wasn't the only one who felt that way.)
- Hallelujah! He fell asleep on the way home and napped for 3 hours. This gave her some good down time before getting ready for dance recital.
- I am not good at putting my seven-year-old's hair in a bun. Or applying red lipstick to her tiny mouth. These things stress me out beyond belief -- not to mention that she had her first ever costume-change during recital, and she performed at the beginning and at the END of the show, which is insanely long. It was after 9:00 when I finally got her from backstage (after waiting in that torturous line... WHY? Why do they make me wait every year when I just want to get her home and in bed?!)
- Also, it rained, so I didn't get any photos with decent lighting because we couldn't take any outside. {pouts}
- On the plus side, (because I really need to find a silver lining, and possibly some chocolate...) we made it through recital, made it through VBS, and made it through the first week of no school! It can only get easier from here on out, right?
- Boy child wet his pants during the last few minutes of the last day of VBS. (Fortunately, I had extra clothes in the van, and I had to at least be glad that he made it through the rest of the week without that happening.)
- Then the MAJOR meltdown happened. Cannot even explain what it was all about. He was upset that I threw his potato chips away, I think, and he wanted an ice pop.
- Girl child tore her fingernail and was extremely tired, so she was nearly in tears while all this was going down. (She wasn't the only one who felt that way.)
- Hallelujah! He fell asleep on the way home and napped for 3 hours. This gave her some good down time before getting ready for dance recital.
- I am not good at putting my seven-year-old's hair in a bun. Or applying red lipstick to her tiny mouth. These things stress me out beyond belief -- not to mention that she had her first ever costume-change during recital, and she performed at the beginning and at the END of the show, which is insanely long. It was after 9:00 when I finally got her from backstage (after waiting in that torturous line... WHY? Why do they make me wait every year when I just want to get her home and in bed?!)
- Also, it rained, so I didn't get any photos with decent lighting because we couldn't take any outside. {pouts}
- On the plus side, (because I really need to find a silver lining, and possibly some chocolate...) we made it through recital, made it through VBS, and made it through the first week of no school! It can only get easier from here on out, right?
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