The Difference Between Girls and Boys...

#1 Girls pull the toilet paper off the roll because it is fun to play with; boys do it because it is fun to eat!

#2 Girls like shoes as a fashion statement; boys like them as a teething toy or appetizer.

#3 You never know what will come out of a girl's mouth; you never know what will go into a boy's mouth.

#4 Girls feel proud of themselves when they learn they can go potty in the toilet; boys feel proud of themselves when they learn they can play in the toilet.